its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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