But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Randomize
