So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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