But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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