So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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