apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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