yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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