he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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