All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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