do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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