Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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