He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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