ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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