He is such a slut. More and more my type.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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