She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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