Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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