There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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