they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
