yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
