He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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