I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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