I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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