What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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