Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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