the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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