absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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