Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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