I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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