But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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