Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
The Olympian is in my bed
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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