yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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