brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
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If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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