With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i dont even know how to be here
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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