i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
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