the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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