don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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