Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
send nudes
from the living room?
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