Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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