Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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