haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
