Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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