just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I believe in your delicious
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
