Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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