the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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