did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i drank out of a bidet.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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