He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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