She is in my trunk
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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