So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you win again, gameday.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Randomize
