i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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