Whod you bang
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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